1 00:00:01,792 --> 00:00:04,542 -WE'RE LIVE AT BMS STADIUM FOR 2 00:00:01,792 --> 00:00:04,542 THIS HIGHLY ANTICIPATED GAME 3 00:00:04,583 --> 00:00:07,333 BETWEEN BMS AND THE 4 00:00:04,583 --> 00:00:07,333 BUCKINGHAM TITANS. 5 00:00:07,375 --> 00:00:09,955 THIS PROMISES TO BE A BATTLE. 6 00:00:20,250 --> 00:00:21,540 -YOU SUCK. 7 00:00:21,583 --> 00:00:22,793 -YEAH? 8 00:00:22,834 --> 00:00:24,134 WE SUCK TITTIES, BRO. 9 00:00:24,166 --> 00:00:25,536 -WE SUCK TITTIES, TOO. 10 00:00:25,583 --> 00:00:26,543 -SO DO WE. 11 00:00:26,583 --> 00:00:29,713 -TYRESE, SAVE IT 12 00:00:26,583 --> 00:00:29,713 FOR THE FIELD. 13 00:00:29,750 --> 00:00:32,540 -HOPE YOU HAVE YOUR LUCKY 14 00:00:29,750 --> 00:00:32,540 TAMPONS IN, BECAUSE YOU 15 00:00:32,583 --> 00:00:34,333 PUSSIES ARE GOING 16 00:00:32,583 --> 00:00:34,333 TO NEED THEM. 17 00:00:34,375 --> 00:00:40,495 -HEY, IS YOUR EX-WIFE STILL 18 00:00:34,375 --> 00:00:40,495 BANGING YOUR BOSS? 19 00:00:40,542 --> 00:00:41,462 -HOW YOU DOING, BUDDY? 20 00:00:41,500 --> 00:00:44,540 -GOOD TO SEE YOU, MARTY. 21 00:00:44,583 --> 00:00:46,543 -I DON'T-- 22 00:00:46,583 --> 00:00:49,003 -I KNOW, HE'S SO AWKWARD. 23 00:00:49,041 --> 00:00:50,291 -STEPHANIE? 24 00:00:50,333 --> 00:00:51,133 -COUCH? 25 00:00:51,166 --> 00:00:52,126 -YEAH. 26 00:00:52,166 --> 00:00:54,036 -JESUS CHRIST, IT'S 27 00:00:52,166 --> 00:00:54,036 BEEN YEARS. 28 00:00:54,083 --> 00:00:55,043 -YEAH, I KNOW. 29 00:00:55,083 --> 00:00:56,253 -WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 30 00:00:56,291 --> 00:00:57,081 -IN THIS STADIUM? 31 00:00:57,125 --> 00:00:57,915 -YEAH. 32 00:00:57,959 --> 00:00:59,039 -I'M THE QUARTERBACK. 33 00:00:59,083 --> 00:01:00,083 -IS THAT RIGHT? 34 00:01:00,125 --> 00:01:01,075 -OH, YEAH. 35 00:01:01,125 --> 00:01:02,575 -WOW. 36 00:01:02,625 --> 00:01:05,245 WELL, I'LL TRY NOT TO DISTRACT 37 00:01:02,625 --> 00:01:05,245 YOU TOO MUCH ON THE FIELD. 38 00:01:05,291 --> 00:01:09,501 -OH, WELL, I MEAN, YOU KNOW. 39 00:01:09,542 --> 00:01:12,672 -SEE YOU OUT THERE, COUCH. 40 00:01:12,709 --> 00:01:16,129 -THE COUCH THING WAS 41 00:01:12,709 --> 00:01:16,129 A LONG TIME AGO. 42 00:01:16,166 --> 00:01:17,786 -I SAID WE SUCK TITTIES FIRST. 43 00:01:17,834 --> 00:01:19,504 -YOU DON'T SUCK TITTIES. 44 00:01:19,542 --> 00:01:20,922 WE SUCK TITTIES. 45 00:01:26,583 --> 00:01:28,673 -EVERYBODY, BACK IN 46 00:01:26,583 --> 00:01:28,673 THE LOCKER ROOM. 47 00:01:28,709 --> 00:01:30,419 -YOU NEVER EVEN SUCKED 48 00:01:28,709 --> 00:01:30,419 A TITTY. 49 00:01:30,458 --> 00:01:32,998 -I INVENTED TITTY SUCKING. 50 00:01:33,041 --> 00:01:35,171 [ REV THEORY'S "HELL YEAH" 51 00:01:33,041 --> 00:01:35,171 PLAYS ] 52 00:01:35,208 --> 00:01:36,418 CAN YOU FEEL THAT? 53 00:01:39,458 --> 00:01:41,078 YOU BETTER HOLD ON. 54 00:01:41,125 --> 00:01:43,245 THIS ONE'S ABOUT TO GET BUMPY. 55 00:01:44,166 --> 00:01:45,666 ♪ GIVE ME A "HELL" ♪ 56 00:01:46,000 --> 00:01:47,000 ♪ GIVE ME A "YEAH" ♪ 57 00:01:47,041 --> 00:01:47,921 ♪ HELL, YEAH ♪ 58 00:01:47,959 --> 00:01:49,879 ♪ STAND UP RIGHT NOW ♪ 59 00:01:49,917 --> 00:01:51,327 ♪ GIVE ME A "HELL" ♪ 60 00:01:51,375 --> 00:01:53,575 ♪ GIVE ME A "YEAH" ♪ 61 00:01:53,625 --> 00:01:55,075 ♪ STAND UP RIGHT NOW ♪ 62 00:01:55,125 --> 00:01:56,625 ♪ GIVE ME A "HELL" ♪ 63 00:01:56,959 --> 00:01:59,289 ♪ GIVE ME A "YEAH" ♪ 64 00:01:59,333 --> 00:02:01,633 ♪ STAND UP RIGHT NOW ♪ 65 00:02:08,542 --> 00:02:10,292 -HEY, ALEX, WHY DID THAT 66 00:02:08,542 --> 00:02:10,292 CHEERLEADER BACK 67 00:02:10,333 --> 00:02:12,583 THERE CALL YOU COUCH? 68 00:02:12,625 --> 00:02:15,035 -I LOST MY VIRGINITY TO 69 00:02:12,625 --> 00:02:15,035 HER IN HIGH SCHOOL. 70 00:02:15,083 --> 00:02:16,043 THAT'S ALL. 71 00:02:16,083 --> 00:02:17,583 -ON A COUCH. 72 00:02:17,625 --> 00:02:19,825 -YEAH, AND THEN SHE TOLD THE 73 00:02:17,625 --> 00:02:19,825 WHOLE SCHOOL THE NEXT DAY THAT 74 00:02:19,875 --> 00:02:21,625 I ACTUALLY HAD SEX ON 75 00:02:19,875 --> 00:02:21,625 THE COUCH THAT WE 76 00:02:21,667 --> 00:02:24,327 WERE ON, NOT HER. 77 00:02:24,375 --> 00:02:25,165 [LAUGHTER] 78 00:02:25,208 --> 00:02:28,128 -YEAH. 79 00:02:28,166 --> 00:02:28,956 DID YOU? 80 00:02:29,000 --> 00:02:30,040 -I DON'T THINK. 81 00:02:30,083 --> 00:02:31,423 I'M PRETTY SURE I HAD 82 00:02:30,083 --> 00:02:31,423 SEX WITH HER. 83 00:02:31,458 --> 00:02:33,878 -WELL, NOW'S YOUR CHANCE TO 84 00:02:31,458 --> 00:02:33,878 ERASE ALL DOUBT, MAN. 85 00:02:33,917 --> 00:02:35,077 SHE'S RIGHT NEXT DOOR. 86 00:02:35,125 --> 00:02:36,165 -BELIEVE ME, I'VE BEEN 87 00:02:35,125 --> 00:02:36,165 THINKING ABOUT THAT 88 00:02:36,208 --> 00:02:37,328 NONSTOP, ALL RIGHT? 89 00:02:37,375 --> 00:02:38,825 BUT THE, THE GAME'S ABOUT 90 00:02:37,375 --> 00:02:38,825 TO START SOON. 91 00:02:38,875 --> 00:02:40,415 THEN SHE'S GOING TO GET ON 92 00:02:38,875 --> 00:02:40,415 A BUS BACK TO BUCKINGHAM. 93 00:02:40,458 --> 00:02:41,788 IT WOULD LITERALLY 94 00:02:40,458 --> 00:02:41,788 TAKE A MIRACLE. 95 00:02:41,834 --> 00:02:43,464 -ALL RIGHT, EVERYBODY, 96 00:02:41,834 --> 00:02:43,464 LISTEN UP. 97 00:02:43,500 --> 00:02:46,130 THERE'S BEEN A MAJOR POWER 98 00:02:43,500 --> 00:02:46,130 OUTAGE, SO THE GAME'S BEEN 99 00:02:46,166 --> 00:02:47,706 POSTPONED 'TIL NOON TOMORROW. 100 00:02:47,750 --> 00:02:51,420 NOW, I WANT YOU ALL TO GO HOME 101 00:02:47,750 --> 00:02:51,420 AND RELAX, AND GET SOME REST. 102 00:02:51,458 --> 00:02:54,248 BUT KEEP THAT ANGER AND 103 00:02:51,458 --> 00:02:54,248 INTENSITY, AND WE'LL MEET BACK 104 00:02:54,291 --> 00:02:55,541 HERE FIRST THING 105 00:02:54,291 --> 00:02:55,541 IN THE MORNING. 106 00:03:01,583 --> 00:03:05,503 -IT'S A MIRACLE. 107 00:03:05,542 --> 00:03:07,502 -THIS IS GOING TO BE AWESOME. 108 00:03:07,542 --> 00:03:10,042 EVERYONE'S STILL DRUNK AND 109 00:03:07,542 --> 00:03:10,042 AMPED UP FOR THE GAME. 110 00:03:10,083 --> 00:03:13,333 THIS IS GOING TO BE 111 00:03:10,083 --> 00:03:13,333 A GREAT PARTY. 112 00:03:13,375 --> 00:03:15,075 -HEY, SAMMY. 113 00:03:15,125 --> 00:03:16,575 -OH, SORRY. 114 00:03:16,625 --> 00:03:18,995 YEAH, THIS IS A BITCH-FREE 115 00:03:16,625 --> 00:03:18,995 ZONE, STEPHANIE. 116 00:03:19,041 --> 00:03:21,381 YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO TRY AND 117 00:03:19,041 --> 00:03:21,381 SPREAD SADNESS SOMEPLACE ELSE, 118 00:03:21,417 --> 00:03:22,207 OK? 119 00:03:22,250 --> 00:03:23,210 -HEY, STEF. 120 00:03:23,250 --> 00:03:24,210 THAT'S OK. 121 00:03:24,250 --> 00:03:25,500 I INVITED HER. 122 00:03:25,542 --> 00:03:27,002 -YOU INVITED STEPHANIE BELL 123 00:03:25,542 --> 00:03:27,002 TO THE GOAT HOUSE? 124 00:03:27,041 --> 00:03:28,461 -JUST ONE MINUTE, PLEASE? 125 00:03:28,500 --> 00:03:29,920 THANK YOU. 126 00:03:29,959 --> 00:03:32,289 WELL, I HAVE TO GET OVER 127 00:03:29,959 --> 00:03:32,289 THE COUCH THING. 128 00:03:32,333 --> 00:03:34,633 -LISTEN, I KNOW THIS BOTHERS 129 00:03:32,333 --> 00:03:34,633 YOU, BUT YOU AREN'T THE ONLY 130 00:03:34,667 --> 00:03:35,747 PERSON WHO GOT HURT THERE. 131 00:03:35,792 --> 00:03:37,502 MY BEST FRIEND HAD 132 00:03:35,792 --> 00:03:37,502 SEX WITH A COUCH. 133 00:03:37,542 --> 00:03:39,712 THAT'S HUMILIATING. 134 00:03:39,750 --> 00:03:40,960 I GOT OVER IT. 135 00:03:41,000 --> 00:03:42,040 AND SO SHOULD YOU. 136 00:03:42,083 --> 00:03:43,383 -GOD, SAMMY, YOU DON'T GET IT. 137 00:03:43,417 --> 00:03:44,877 ALL RIGHT? 138 00:03:44,917 --> 00:03:46,877 SHE'S THE REASON WHY I FEEL LIKE 139 00:03:44,917 --> 00:03:46,877 I HAVE TO PROVE MYSELF TO 140 00:03:46,917 --> 00:03:47,877 EVERY WOMAN I MEET. 141 00:03:47,917 --> 00:03:48,917 YEAH. 142 00:03:48,959 --> 00:03:49,829 EVERY TIME I'M WITH 143 00:03:48,959 --> 00:03:49,829 A GIRL STEPHANIE 144 00:03:49,875 --> 00:03:51,285 FLASHES THROUGH MY BRAIN. 145 00:03:51,333 --> 00:03:56,083 I NEED TO DO IT RIGHT THIS 146 00:03:51,333 --> 00:03:56,083 TIME SO I CAN MOVE ON. 147 00:04:05,500 --> 00:04:07,750 -I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS DICK HAD 148 00:04:05,500 --> 00:04:07,750 THE BALLS TO SHOW UP HERE. 149 00:04:13,959 --> 00:04:14,919 -SEE YOU, MARTY. 150 00:04:14,959 --> 00:04:16,829 I'M GONNA GO DRINK 151 00:04:14,959 --> 00:04:16,829 MYSELF TO SLEEP. 152 00:04:16,875 --> 00:04:19,535 -HEY, WE'RE GOING TO GET A 153 00:04:16,875 --> 00:04:19,535 LITTLE POKER GAME GOING HERE 154 00:04:19,583 --> 00:04:21,133 IF YOU BOYS WANT IN? 155 00:04:21,166 --> 00:04:23,206 -SURE, WHY NOT? 156 00:04:23,250 --> 00:04:24,750 FRIENDLY LITTLE GAME, RIGHT? 157 00:04:24,792 --> 00:04:28,752 -OH, YEAH THE FRIENDLIEST. 158 00:04:28,792 --> 00:04:30,212 -CHICKS LOVE THAT. 159 00:04:30,250 --> 00:04:32,670 -YOU'RE LUCKY THE GAME WAS 160 00:04:30,250 --> 00:04:32,670 POSTPONED, OTHERWISE I'D BE 161 00:04:32,709 --> 00:04:34,249 POUNDING YOU RIGHT NOW. 162 00:04:34,291 --> 00:04:35,631 -I'D LIKE TO SEE YOU TRY. 163 00:04:35,667 --> 00:04:36,997 OH, YOU WILL. 164 00:04:37,041 --> 00:04:39,131 IT'S CALLED TOMORROW. 165 00:04:39,166 --> 00:04:40,206 -MOVE ASIDE. 166 00:04:40,250 --> 00:04:41,130 I WANT TO SEE THE INSIDE 167 00:04:40,250 --> 00:04:41,130 OF THIS DUMP. 168 00:04:41,166 --> 00:04:42,126 -I DON'T THINK SO. 169 00:04:42,166 --> 00:04:43,626 WHOOP. 170 00:04:43,667 --> 00:04:44,787 I JUST CREATED AN INVISIBLE 171 00:04:43,667 --> 00:04:44,787 FORCE FIELD MAKING THE GOAT 172 00:04:44,834 --> 00:04:46,794 HOUSE A RESTRICTED AREA. 173 00:04:46,834 --> 00:04:48,084 -DAMN IT. 174 00:04:54,750 --> 00:04:57,170 -SO, I'M REALLY GLAD YOU CAME. 175 00:04:57,208 --> 00:04:59,208 -AWW, WELL, THAT MAKES 176 00:04:57,208 --> 00:04:59,208 THE FIRST TIME YOU'VE 177 00:04:59,250 --> 00:05:01,330 GOTTEN ME TO COME. 178 00:05:01,375 --> 00:05:02,165 -THAT WAS A GOOD ONE. 179 00:05:02,208 --> 00:05:03,168 I LIKE THAT. 180 00:05:03,208 --> 00:05:04,418 -THANK YOU. 181 00:05:04,458 --> 00:05:06,248 -HEY, YOU WANT TO COME INSIDE 182 00:05:04,458 --> 00:05:06,248 AND SEE MY BED? 183 00:05:06,291 --> 00:05:09,421 -UM, I DON'T THINK MY BOYFRIEND 184 00:05:06,291 --> 00:05:09,421 WOULD LIKE THAT VERY 185 00:05:09,458 --> 00:05:10,668 MUCH. 186 00:05:10,709 --> 00:05:14,039 -THIS D-BAG VERY GIVING 187 00:05:10,709 --> 00:05:14,039 YOU A HARD TIME, STEF? 188 00:05:14,083 --> 00:05:15,673 -TYRESE CLARK? 189 00:05:15,709 --> 00:05:17,669 -THIS D-BAG GIVING YOU 190 00:05:15,709 --> 00:05:17,669 A HARD TIME, MORAN? 191 00:05:17,709 --> 00:05:21,169 -THE ONLY D-BAG I SEE IS 192 00:05:17,709 --> 00:05:21,169 THE ONE I'M LOOKING AT. 193 00:05:21,208 --> 00:05:22,668 -THAT'S IT. 194 00:05:22,709 --> 00:05:26,379 BEER PONG, IN THE GOAT HOUSE 195 00:05:22,709 --> 00:05:26,379 RIGHT NOW, MONO VERSE MONO. 196 00:05:26,417 --> 00:05:28,287 -PLEASE, I COULD BEAT YOU 197 00:05:26,417 --> 00:05:28,287 WITH MY GIRLFRIEND 198 00:05:28,333 --> 00:05:29,833 TIED BEHIND MY BACK. 199 00:05:29,875 --> 00:05:31,125 -WELL, I COULD BEAT 200 00:05:29,875 --> 00:05:31,125 YOU WITH MY-- 201 00:05:33,667 --> 00:05:34,457 -ME. 202 00:05:34,500 --> 00:05:35,290 I'LL DO IT. 203 00:05:35,333 --> 00:05:37,213 YOU AND ME VERSE THEM. 204 00:05:37,250 --> 00:05:38,540 -PERFECT. 205 00:05:38,583 --> 00:05:40,503 AND MORAN'S PRETTY MUCH A 206 00:05:38,583 --> 00:05:40,503 GIRL, SO TEAMS ARE EVEN. 207 00:05:40,542 --> 00:05:43,252 -HEY, TITANS, IT'S 208 00:05:40,542 --> 00:05:43,252 BEER PONG TIME. 209 00:05:43,291 --> 00:05:44,671 -OH, YEAH BEER PONG. 210 00:05:44,709 --> 00:05:46,129 -SO WHAT'S YOUR PLAN? 211 00:05:46,166 --> 00:05:47,826 YOU'RE GOING TO GET ME DRUNK. 212 00:05:47,875 --> 00:05:49,035 IT'S NOT GOING TO WORK. 213 00:05:49,083 --> 00:05:50,793 -IT WORKED WHEN WE WERE 15. 214 00:05:50,834 --> 00:05:52,794 -BEER PONG AT THE GOAT HOUSE. 215 00:05:52,834 --> 00:05:55,334 -WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA. 216 00:05:55,375 --> 00:05:56,535 WHAT ABOUT THE FORCE FIELD? 217 00:05:56,583 --> 00:05:57,543 -OH, YEAH. 218 00:05:57,583 --> 00:05:58,383 WHEW. 219 00:05:58,417 --> 00:05:59,377 IT'S OFF NOW. 220 00:05:59,417 --> 00:06:00,377 -THANKS. 221 00:06:00,417 --> 00:06:01,417 -NO PROBLEM. 222 00:06:08,417 --> 00:06:10,877 -WELCOME TO A GAME 223 00:06:08,417 --> 00:06:10,877 OF BEER PONG. 224 00:06:10,917 --> 00:06:14,287 WE'VE GOT BMS VERSUS 225 00:06:10,917 --> 00:06:14,287 BUCKINGHAM. 226 00:06:14,333 --> 00:06:15,793 -YOU SUCK HEADS. 227 00:06:15,834 --> 00:06:18,794 -GOAT HOUSE RULES. WHEN YOU MAKE 228 00:06:15,834 --> 00:06:18,794 A SHOT, THAT TEAM GETS TO 229 00:06:18,834 --> 00:06:19,794 MAKE A NEW RULE. 230 00:06:19,834 --> 00:06:22,174 VISITORS, YOU CALL 231 00:06:19,834 --> 00:06:22,174 IT IN THE AIR. 232 00:06:22,208 --> 00:06:23,168 YOU GOT ME? 233 00:06:23,208 --> 00:06:24,128 -HEADS. 234 00:06:24,166 --> 00:06:25,536 -HEADS IT IS. 235 00:06:25,583 --> 00:06:27,793 WOULD YOU LIKE TO THROW 236 00:06:25,583 --> 00:06:27,793 OR RECEIVE? 237 00:06:27,834 --> 00:06:29,884 -DEFENSE. 238 00:06:29,917 --> 00:06:30,877 -WHY WOULD YOU PICK DEFENSE? 239 00:06:30,917 --> 00:06:33,077 -IT SHOWS CONFIDENCE. 240 00:06:33,125 --> 00:06:35,535 -THEY MUST REALLY BE 241 00:06:33,125 --> 00:06:35,535 CONFIDENT, MORAN. 242 00:06:35,583 --> 00:06:37,333 YOU THROW FIRST. 243 00:06:37,375 --> 00:06:39,075 -I PLAN ON IT. 244 00:06:39,125 --> 00:06:40,205 -FIRST THROW. 245 00:06:40,250 --> 00:06:41,420 -BLUE 16. 246 00:06:41,458 --> 00:06:43,378 -YOU'RE NOTHING, MORAN. 247 00:06:43,417 --> 00:06:44,577 -HIT. 248 00:06:47,291 --> 00:06:48,211 -THAT'S GOOD. 249 00:06:48,250 --> 00:06:50,170 -STEPHANIE DRINKS. 250 00:06:50,208 --> 00:06:52,418 -OH, HOLD ON A SECOND HERE. 251 00:06:52,458 --> 00:06:53,958 NEW RULE. 252 00:06:54,000 --> 00:06:57,630 QUARTERBACK MAKES THE SHOT THE 253 00:06:54,000 --> 00:06:57,630 OPPOSING QUARTERBACK HAS TO 254 00:06:57,667 --> 00:06:58,457 DRINK. 255 00:06:58,500 --> 00:06:59,460 -NO, WAIT. 256 00:06:59,500 --> 00:07:00,750 I THOUGHT I GET TO 257 00:06:59,500 --> 00:07:00,750 MAKE THE RULES. 258 00:07:00,792 --> 00:07:01,582 -TRUST ME. 259 00:07:01,625 --> 00:07:02,575 I'M DOING YOU A FAVOR. 260 00:07:02,625 --> 00:07:04,955 -MEET ME UPSTAIRS? 261 00:07:05,000 --> 00:07:06,630 GAY MUCH? 262 00:07:06,667 --> 00:07:07,917 -GAY MUCH. 263 00:07:07,959 --> 00:07:09,419 -NICE TRY. 264 00:07:09,458 --> 00:07:11,538 -OH, I'M NOT DONE YET. 265 00:07:11,583 --> 00:07:14,673 ADDITION TO THE RULE, BACK ROW 266 00:07:11,583 --> 00:07:14,673 OF CUPS FILLED WITH BOOZE. 267 00:07:14,709 --> 00:07:16,039 NO MORE BEER. 268 00:07:16,083 --> 00:07:18,463 -MOJITOS. 269 00:07:18,500 --> 00:07:20,290 -MY TOLERANCE IS THROUGH 270 00:07:18,500 --> 00:07:20,290 THE ROOF. 271 00:07:20,333 --> 00:07:21,633 -OH, WELL, SO IS 272 00:07:20,333 --> 00:07:21,633 MY PERSISTENCE. 273 00:07:25,542 --> 00:07:28,132 -OH, YEAH. 274 00:07:28,166 --> 00:07:30,076 ALL NIGHT, ALL NIGHT, BOYS. 275 00:07:30,125 --> 00:07:31,745 -LUCKY. 276 00:07:31,792 --> 00:07:35,712 HEY, MARTY EVER TELL YOU GUYS 277 00:07:31,792 --> 00:07:35,712 ABOUT THE TIME HE GOT A STIFFY 278 00:07:35,750 --> 00:07:38,540 IN THE COWBOYS' TEAM SHOWER? 279 00:07:38,583 --> 00:07:40,503 -NOW, BUT I DID TELL THEM HOW 280 00:07:38,583 --> 00:07:40,503 YOU LIKE TO LOOK AT OTHER 281 00:07:40,542 --> 00:07:43,292 GUYS' PECKERS IN THE SHOWER. 282 00:07:43,333 --> 00:07:45,213 -ONLY YOURS, BABY, ONLY YOURS. 283 00:07:51,208 --> 00:07:54,708 I AM ALL IN. 284 00:07:54,750 --> 00:07:55,880 -WHAT'S THIS SHIT? 285 00:07:55,917 --> 00:07:57,917 I SAID IT WAS A FRIENDLY GAME. 286 00:07:57,959 --> 00:07:59,459 MAYBE YOU'RE RIGHT. 287 00:07:59,500 --> 00:08:02,380 MAYBE IT'S TOO MUCH TAKING ALL 288 00:07:59,500 --> 00:08:02,380 YOUR MONEY AND CRUSHING YOUR 289 00:08:02,417 --> 00:08:04,917 TITLE HOPES ALL IN 290 00:08:02,417 --> 00:08:04,917 THE SAME DAY. 291 00:08:04,959 --> 00:08:06,289 -OK. 292 00:08:06,333 --> 00:08:11,463 IF THAT'S HOW IT'S GOING TO 293 00:08:06,333 --> 00:08:11,463 BE, BUT WHY STOP THERE? 294 00:08:11,500 --> 00:08:13,000 -WHAT DO YOU GOT IN MIND? 295 00:08:13,041 --> 00:08:16,751 -THE FIRST 15 PLAYS FOR 296 00:08:13,041 --> 00:08:16,751 TOMORROW'S GAME, I KNOW YOU 297 00:08:16,792 --> 00:08:18,042 SCRIPT THEM. 298 00:08:18,083 --> 00:08:21,333 YOU THROW THEM IN THE POT 299 00:08:18,083 --> 00:08:21,333 AND I'LL MATCH YOU. 300 00:08:21,375 --> 00:08:24,705 -YOU ARE ON. 301 00:08:24,750 --> 00:08:27,670 -SHOOT, SHOOT, SHOOT, 302 00:08:24,750 --> 00:08:27,670 SHOOT, SHOOT, SHOOT, 303 00:08:27,709 --> 00:08:30,669 SHOOT, SHOOT, SHOOT. 304 00:08:30,709 --> 00:08:32,499 -IT'S IN. 305 00:08:32,542 --> 00:08:33,792 NEW RULE. 306 00:08:36,458 --> 00:08:37,378 -SHIRTS OFF. 307 00:08:37,417 --> 00:08:39,127 -YEAH, SHIRTS OFF. 308 00:08:39,166 --> 00:08:40,126 -SHIRTS OFF. 309 00:08:40,166 --> 00:08:41,286 GET THEM OFF. 310 00:08:41,333 --> 00:08:43,173 -HEY, CHECK IT OUT, STEF. 311 00:08:43,208 --> 00:08:46,458 MORAN HAS BETTER TITS 312 00:08:43,208 --> 00:08:46,458 THAN YOU DO. 313 00:08:46,500 --> 00:08:48,210 -YOU TELL THE BEST JOKES. 314 00:08:48,250 --> 00:08:49,040 -YOU GOT THAT? 315 00:08:49,083 --> 00:08:50,043 -TOTALLY. 316 00:08:50,083 --> 00:08:51,963 MORAN HAS TITS? 317 00:08:52,000 --> 00:08:53,210 FUNNY AS HELL. 318 00:08:56,792 --> 00:08:58,212 -YEAH. 319 00:08:58,250 --> 00:08:59,420 -OK. 320 00:09:02,667 --> 00:09:04,247 -WE CAN'T LET THEM GET THIS. 321 00:09:04,291 --> 00:09:07,671 -I KNOW [INAUDIBLE]. 322 00:09:07,709 --> 00:09:09,459 -IT HIT THE TABLE. 323 00:09:09,500 --> 00:09:10,460 -DID NOT. 324 00:09:10,500 --> 00:09:11,710 -REF, I CHALLENGE THE PLAY. 325 00:09:11,750 --> 00:09:13,830 -BUCKINGHAM CHALLENGES THE 326 00:09:11,750 --> 00:09:13,830 PLAY ON THE FIELD. 327 00:09:13,875 --> 00:09:18,415 THIS MATTER WILL NOW BE SETTLED 328 00:09:13,875 --> 00:09:18,415 BY A FREEZE OUT. 329 00:09:18,458 --> 00:09:19,878 -OH, SHIT, MORAN. 330 00:09:19,917 --> 00:09:23,417 -BOTH TEAMS STRIP AND RACE 331 00:09:19,917 --> 00:09:23,417 AROUND THE HOUSE. 332 00:09:23,458 --> 00:09:25,828 THE TEAM THAT GETS BACK FIRST 333 00:09:23,458 --> 00:09:25,828 GETS THE DECISION. 334 00:09:25,875 --> 00:09:28,075 GET OUT OF HERE. 335 00:09:34,750 --> 00:09:36,210 -FASTER, CASTLE. 336 00:09:36,250 --> 00:09:37,170 -YOU CHEATED. 337 00:09:37,208 --> 00:09:39,128 YOU CHEATED. 338 00:09:39,166 --> 00:09:40,416 -STEF? 339 00:09:42,625 --> 00:09:45,535 STEF, WAIT, CAN WE TALK 340 00:09:42,625 --> 00:09:45,535 FOR A SECOND? 341 00:09:49,041 --> 00:09:50,211 -LET'S MAKE THINGS 342 00:09:49,041 --> 00:09:50,211 INTERESTING. 343 00:09:50,250 --> 00:09:51,750 -OK. 344 00:09:51,792 --> 00:09:54,082 -IF YOU BEAT US IN BEER PONG 345 00:09:51,792 --> 00:09:54,082 TONIGHT, YOU CAN TAKE ME UP TO 346 00:09:54,125 --> 00:09:56,915 YOUR ROOM AND DO WHATEVER 347 00:09:54,125 --> 00:09:56,915 YOU WANT WITH ME. 348 00:09:56,959 --> 00:09:57,999 -WELL, I-- 349 00:09:58,041 --> 00:09:59,381 WHAT ABOUT YOUR BOYFRIEND? 350 00:09:59,417 --> 00:10:02,917 -WELL, IF YOU BEAT US, HE'LL 351 00:09:59,417 --> 00:10:02,917 BE PASSED OUT, RIGHT? 352 00:10:02,959 --> 00:10:05,789 -RIGHT. 353 00:10:05,834 --> 00:10:07,294 SHIT, NOW I'VE GOT A SEMI. 354 00:10:12,000 --> 00:10:14,750 -AND SUCKINGHAM WINS. 355 00:10:14,792 --> 00:10:16,132 BMS DRINKS. 356 00:10:16,166 --> 00:10:17,456 -ARE YOU KIDDING ME, MORAN? 357 00:10:17,500 --> 00:10:19,670 YOU LET TYRESE'S GIRLFRIEND 358 00:10:17,500 --> 00:10:19,670 BEAT YOU? 359 00:10:19,709 --> 00:10:20,959 -HIS GIRLFRIEND CHEATS. 360 00:10:21,000 --> 00:10:23,790 -YEAH, SHE DOES. 361 00:10:23,834 --> 00:10:26,754 -THAT'S HALF TIME. 362 00:10:26,792 --> 00:10:32,462 -OK, MARTY, ARE YOU DONE 363 00:10:26,792 --> 00:10:32,462 WITH THE BETTING? 364 00:10:32,500 --> 00:10:34,130 -IS THAT FROM '06? 365 00:10:34,166 --> 00:10:35,706 -YEAH. 366 00:10:35,750 --> 00:10:39,750 I WEAR IT WHEN I PLAY 367 00:10:35,750 --> 00:10:39,750 BMS BECAUSE I KNOW 368 00:10:39,792 --> 00:10:41,332 IT PISSES YOU OFF. 369 00:10:41,375 --> 00:10:43,495 -YOU WEAR IT BECAUSE IT'S 370 00:10:41,375 --> 00:10:43,495 THE ONLY ONE YOU HAVE. 371 00:10:43,542 --> 00:10:44,502 -OH. 372 00:10:44,542 --> 00:10:46,292 -JOHN-JOHN, GET THE BOX. 373 00:10:46,333 --> 00:10:47,213 -MARTY, MARTY-- 374 00:10:47,250 --> 00:10:48,710 -GET IT. 375 00:10:48,750 --> 00:10:50,630 HOW ABOUT THIS? 376 00:10:50,667 --> 00:10:54,667 YOU PUT UP YOUR RING, AND I'LL 377 00:10:50,667 --> 00:10:54,667 PUT UP ONE OF MY SIX. 378 00:10:54,709 --> 00:10:59,329 IN FACT, I'LL LET YOU 379 00:10:54,709 --> 00:10:59,329 CHOOSE WHICH ONE. 380 00:10:59,375 --> 00:11:01,825 -HMM, '99. 381 00:11:01,875 --> 00:11:04,825 WE BOTH KNOW MY TEAM WAS BETTER 382 00:11:01,875 --> 00:11:04,825 THAN YOURS THAT YEAR. 383 00:11:12,709 --> 00:11:14,539 -OK, FISHER, YOU 384 00:11:12,709 --> 00:11:14,539 HAVE THE BALLS? 385 00:11:23,542 --> 00:11:25,082 -SAMMY, YOU'VE GOT TO 386 00:11:23,542 --> 00:11:25,082 STOP MESSING WITH 387 00:11:25,125 --> 00:11:26,415 IN THERE, ALL RIGHT? 388 00:11:26,458 --> 00:11:27,918 STEF SAID SHE'D SLEEP WITH 389 00:11:26,458 --> 00:11:27,918 ME IF I WON THE GAME. 390 00:11:27,959 --> 00:11:29,709 -OH, MY GOD, THAT GIRL 391 00:11:27,959 --> 00:11:29,709 IS SETTING YOU UP. 392 00:11:29,750 --> 00:11:31,330 -I THINK SHE'S CHANGED 393 00:11:29,750 --> 00:11:31,330 ALL RIGHT? 394 00:11:31,375 --> 00:11:32,495 BESIDES, I DON'T EVEN CARE. 395 00:11:32,542 --> 00:11:33,672 THIS IS SOMETHING I HAVE 396 00:11:32,542 --> 00:11:33,672 TO DO FOR MYSELF. 397 00:11:33,709 --> 00:11:34,669 -FINE. 398 00:11:34,709 --> 00:11:35,669 YOU WANT TO BE STUPID? 399 00:11:35,709 --> 00:11:36,669 GO AHEAD. 400 00:11:36,709 --> 00:11:38,079 I'M NOT GOING TO GET 401 00:11:36,709 --> 00:11:38,079 IN YOUR WAY. 402 00:11:38,125 --> 00:11:39,415 BUT DON'T CRYING TO ME WHEN THAT 403 00:11:38,125 --> 00:11:39,415 GIRL TELLS EVERYBODY YOU 404 00:11:39,458 --> 00:11:40,708 HAD SEX WITH A COUCH AGAIN. 405 00:11:44,458 --> 00:11:46,128 -WHOA. 406 00:11:46,166 --> 00:11:47,376 SWEET ROOM, BRO. 407 00:11:50,667 --> 00:11:52,537 LOVIN' THE WATER BED. 408 00:11:52,583 --> 00:11:54,253 MINE BROKE LAST YEAR 409 00:11:52,583 --> 00:11:54,253 WHEN I WAS BONING. 410 00:11:54,291 --> 00:11:55,961 -BRO BEANS, I KNOW. 411 00:11:56,000 --> 00:11:57,500 THIS IS MY THIRD MATTRESS. 412 00:11:57,542 --> 00:12:00,212 -HEY, COULD I ASK 413 00:11:57,542 --> 00:12:00,212 YOU SOMETHING? 414 00:12:00,250 --> 00:12:03,630 HOW COME WE NEVER HUNG 415 00:12:00,250 --> 00:12:03,630 OUT BEFORE TONIGHT? 416 00:12:03,667 --> 00:12:05,127 -BECAUSE WE'RE SUPPOSED 417 00:12:03,667 --> 00:12:05,127 TO BE ENEMIES. 418 00:12:05,166 --> 00:12:08,076 -YEAH, BUT WHAT IF WE WEREN'T? 419 00:12:08,125 --> 00:12:11,575 -IF MY TEAM EVER SAW ME BEING 420 00:12:08,125 --> 00:12:11,575 FRIENDS WITH YOU, THEY'D NEVER 421 00:12:11,625 --> 00:12:13,075 BELIEVE IN ME AGAIN. 422 00:12:13,125 --> 00:12:14,625 -SAME HERE, BRO BEANS. 423 00:12:14,667 --> 00:12:16,917 THAT'S WHY WHEN THE WHISTLE 424 00:12:14,667 --> 00:12:16,917 BLOWS WE'VE GOT TO GO BACK TO 425 00:12:16,959 --> 00:12:19,749 BEING ENEMIES. 426 00:12:19,792 --> 00:12:20,752 -TOTALLY. 427 00:12:20,792 --> 00:12:22,332 [WHISTLE BLOWING] 428 00:12:22,375 --> 00:12:23,575 -HALF TIME'S OVER. 429 00:12:30,875 --> 00:12:33,375 -YOU ARE A DEAD MAN, CASTLE. 430 00:12:33,417 --> 00:12:34,627 -SUCK IT, TYRESE. 431 00:12:39,834 --> 00:12:43,254 FUCKINGHAM WILL START THE SECOND 432 00:12:39,834 --> 00:12:43,254 HALF WITH THE BALL. 433 00:12:43,291 --> 00:12:44,501 LET'S GO. 434 00:13:25,542 --> 00:13:27,632 -OK, GENTLEMEN, THE 435 00:13:25,542 --> 00:13:27,632 BETTING IS CLOSED. 436 00:13:33,000 --> 00:13:35,170 -LAST CHANCE TO PULL 437 00:13:33,000 --> 00:13:35,170 OUT, DANIELS. 438 00:13:35,208 --> 00:13:36,168 -I NEVER PULL OUT. 439 00:13:36,208 --> 00:13:37,668 JUST ASK YOUR SISTER. 440 00:13:41,959 --> 00:13:42,879 YEAH. 441 00:13:42,917 --> 00:13:44,247 EAST SHIT, FISHER. 442 00:13:44,291 --> 00:13:47,171 -COACH DANIELS HAS TWO 443 00:13:44,291 --> 00:13:47,171 PAIR, EIGHTS HIGH. 444 00:13:51,542 --> 00:13:52,542 -YES. 445 00:13:52,583 --> 00:13:55,833 YES, AFTER YOU SUCK 446 00:13:52,583 --> 00:13:55,833 MY ASS, DANIELS. 447 00:13:55,875 --> 00:13:57,995 -COACH HAS TWO PAIR, 448 00:13:55,875 --> 00:13:57,995 TENS HIGH. 449 00:14:03,917 --> 00:14:05,827 -HEY, OK. 450 00:14:05,875 --> 00:14:09,205 BOTH TEAMS ARE DOWN TO 451 00:14:05,875 --> 00:14:09,205 THEIR FINAL CUPS. 452 00:14:09,250 --> 00:14:10,710 BUCKINGHAM HAS THE BALL. 453 00:14:22,583 --> 00:14:24,043 -SUCK IT CHEERLEADERS. 454 00:14:24,083 --> 00:14:26,463 -OH, SHE'LL BE SUCKING 455 00:14:24,083 --> 00:14:26,463 IT ALL RIGHT. 456 00:14:26,500 --> 00:14:28,420 -YOU WERE TALKING 457 00:14:26,500 --> 00:14:28,420 ABOUT BLOW JOBS. 458 00:14:31,417 --> 00:14:32,877 -THIS IS IT. 459 00:14:32,917 --> 00:14:35,207 YOU HIT THIS, YOU GET 460 00:14:32,917 --> 00:14:35,207 WHAT YOU WANT. 461 00:14:35,250 --> 00:14:37,290 DON'T SAY I DIDN'T 462 00:14:35,250 --> 00:14:37,290 WARN YOU PAL. 463 00:14:41,625 --> 00:14:44,915 -HOW BAD DO YOU WANT 464 00:14:41,625 --> 00:14:44,915 IT, COUCH? 465 00:14:44,959 --> 00:14:46,379 -LET'S GO, MORAN. 466 00:14:46,417 --> 00:14:49,377 -YEAH, COUCH, STICK IT 467 00:14:46,417 --> 00:14:49,377 IN THE CUP THIS TIME. 468 00:14:49,417 --> 00:14:53,077 TRY NOT TO PUT IT IN THE 469 00:14:49,417 --> 00:14:53,077 COUCH, COUCH, COUCH-- 470 00:14:53,125 --> 00:14:55,575 -COUCH, COUCH, COUCH. 471 00:14:55,625 --> 00:14:57,535 -YOU TOLD EVERYBODY? 472 00:14:57,583 --> 00:14:59,503 -WHAT CAN I SAY? 473 00:14:59,542 --> 00:15:03,002 I'M A BAD GIRL. 474 00:15:03,041 --> 00:15:04,331 -OH. 475 00:15:04,375 --> 00:15:06,575 -TIME OUT. 476 00:15:06,625 --> 00:15:08,075 -THAT'S A TIME OUT. 477 00:15:08,125 --> 00:15:11,075 -WE NEED TO TALK, MORAN. 478 00:15:11,125 --> 00:15:13,165 EXCUSE ME, SLOOPS. 479 00:15:13,208 --> 00:15:16,078 WHAT'S THE MATTER, YOU DON'T 480 00:15:13,208 --> 00:15:16,078 LIKE THE NAME COUCH? 481 00:15:16,125 --> 00:15:17,745 -NO. 482 00:15:17,792 --> 00:15:19,042 -MORAN, I'M GOING TO 483 00:15:17,792 --> 00:15:19,042 TELL YOU A STORY 484 00:15:19,083 --> 00:15:21,083 I'VE NEVER TOLD ANYONE. 485 00:15:21,125 --> 00:15:24,375 WHEN I WAS A KID I HAD A LISP. 486 00:15:24,417 --> 00:15:26,827 ONE DAY MY TEACHER ASKED ME HOW 487 00:15:24,417 --> 00:15:26,827 I FELT ABOUT MY DAD GOING 488 00:15:26,875 --> 00:15:28,375 OFF TO WAR. 489 00:15:28,417 --> 00:15:33,917 AND I SAID, "MS. SIMMONS, I'M 490 00:15:28,417 --> 00:15:33,917 REALLY SAD." I MEANT TO SAY 491 00:15:33,959 --> 00:15:36,789 SAD BUT IT CAME OUT THAD. 492 00:15:36,834 --> 00:15:40,254 AFTER THAT ALL THE KIDS STARTED 493 00:15:36,834 --> 00:15:40,254 CALLING ME THAD. 494 00:15:40,291 --> 00:15:42,081 AT FIRST I HATED IT. 495 00:15:42,125 --> 00:15:44,415 EVERY DAY I WAS HUMILIATED. 496 00:15:44,458 --> 00:15:46,788 BUT YOU KNOW WHAT 497 00:15:44,458 --> 00:15:46,788 I DECIDED TO DO? 498 00:15:46,834 --> 00:15:47,794 -WHAT? 499 00:15:47,834 --> 00:15:50,634 -I DECIDED TO OWN IT. 500 00:15:50,667 --> 00:15:53,577 I STARTED CALLING MYSELF THAD. 501 00:15:53,625 --> 00:15:54,745 WHY? 502 00:15:54,792 --> 00:15:56,582 BECAUSE SCREW EVERYONE 503 00:15:54,792 --> 00:15:56,582 ELSE, THAT'S WHY. 504 00:15:56,625 --> 00:15:57,745 -DAMN, RIGHT. 505 00:15:57,792 --> 00:16:01,962 -AND THAT DECISION MADE 506 00:15:57,792 --> 00:16:01,962 ME WHO I AM TODAY. 507 00:16:02,000 --> 00:16:03,290 -SO WHAT WAS YOUR REAL NAME? 508 00:16:03,333 --> 00:16:08,833 -KEVIN, BUT DON'T YOU 509 00:16:03,333 --> 00:16:08,833 EVER CALL ME THAT 510 00:16:08,875 --> 00:16:12,785 BECAUSE I AM THAD. 511 00:16:18,291 --> 00:16:19,131 -ALL RIGHT. 512 00:16:19,166 --> 00:16:20,666 ALL RIGHT. 513 00:16:20,709 --> 00:16:23,669 SO I BANGED A COUCH 514 00:16:20,709 --> 00:16:23,669 IN HIGH SCHOOL. 515 00:16:23,709 --> 00:16:24,499 BIG DEAL. 516 00:16:24,542 --> 00:16:26,502 YOU KNOW WHAT? 517 00:16:26,542 --> 00:16:29,002 IT FELT GREAT. 518 00:16:29,041 --> 00:16:32,291 AND I CAME. 519 00:16:32,333 --> 00:16:33,923 I ONCE HAD SEX WITH 520 00:16:32,333 --> 00:16:33,923 MY MOTHER'S FUZZY 521 00:16:33,959 --> 00:16:37,579 SLIPPERS, AND I CAME, TOO. 522 00:16:37,625 --> 00:16:40,245 I ONCE STUCK MY PECKER 523 00:16:37,625 --> 00:16:40,245 IN A WET GOPHER HOLE. 524 00:16:40,291 --> 00:16:43,171 LITTLE CRITTER CAME RIGHT UP 525 00:16:40,291 --> 00:16:43,171 AND JUST STARTED GOING-- 526 00:16:43,208 --> 00:16:43,998 -OK. 527 00:16:44,041 --> 00:16:45,001 THANK YOU. 528 00:16:45,041 --> 00:16:46,001 THANK YOU. 529 00:16:46,041 --> 00:16:47,541 I THINK WE'VE MADE 530 00:16:46,041 --> 00:16:47,541 OUR POINT, GUYS. 531 00:16:47,583 --> 00:16:52,963 YOU CAN CALL ME WHATEVER YOU 532 00:16:47,583 --> 00:16:52,963 WANT, STEF, BUT I AM OVER IT. 533 00:18:10,917 --> 00:18:12,127 -WHEW! 534 00:18:16,875 --> 00:18:18,325 -SUCK IT SUCKINGHAM. 535 00:18:23,959 --> 00:18:30,919 -WELL, I GUESS YOU JUST LOST. 536 00:18:30,959 --> 00:18:34,539 -THAT WAS THE HOTTEST THING 537 00:18:30,959 --> 00:18:34,539 I'VE EVER SEEN. 538 00:18:34,583 --> 00:18:36,503 -OH, YEAH. 539 00:18:36,542 --> 00:18:37,962 -WHERE'S YOUR ROOM? 540 00:18:38,000 --> 00:18:39,250 -IT'S, UH-- 541 00:18:44,000 --> 00:18:45,080 I DON'T HAVE A ROOM. 542 00:18:45,125 --> 00:18:46,075 -WHAT? 543 00:18:46,125 --> 00:18:48,245 -YEAH, I SLEEP ON THE COUCH. 544 00:18:48,291 --> 00:18:49,461 FEELS GOOD. 545 00:18:55,333 --> 00:19:00,963 -I DON'T NEED YOUR FIRST 546 00:18:55,333 --> 00:19:00,963 15 PLAYS TO BEAT YOU. 547 00:19:01,000 --> 00:19:02,960 COME TO PAPA, WHERE 548 00:19:01,000 --> 00:19:02,960 YOU BELONG. 549 00:19:07,583 --> 00:19:10,083 HEY, THIS HAS BEEN FUN, 550 00:19:07,583 --> 00:19:10,083 BUT I'VE GOT A 551 00:19:10,125 --> 00:19:11,125 FOOTBALL GAME TO WIN. 552 00:19:18,917 --> 00:19:22,327 -HEY, THANKS, MARTY. 553 00:19:22,375 --> 00:19:24,285 -I'M NOT GOING TO BE THAT NICE 554 00:19:22,375 --> 00:19:24,285 ON THE FOOTBALL FIELD. 555 00:19:30,375 --> 00:19:32,495 -I'M REALLY PROUD 556 00:19:30,375 --> 00:19:32,495 OF YOU, ALEX. 557 00:19:32,542 --> 00:19:33,502 -YEAH? 558 00:19:33,542 --> 00:19:34,462 -YEAH. 559 00:19:34,500 --> 00:19:35,540 STEPHANIE'S HOT. 560 00:19:35,583 --> 00:19:39,923 ME PERSONALLY, I WOULD 561 00:19:35,583 --> 00:19:39,923 HAVE BANGED HER. 562 00:19:39,959 --> 00:19:41,579 THE POWER'S BACK ON. 563 00:19:43,417 --> 00:19:44,417 BITCH. 564 00:19:46,417 --> 00:19:52,077 -HEY, STEF, UH, JUST OUT OF 565 00:19:46,417 --> 00:19:52,077 CURIOSITY, WERE YOU REALLY 566 00:19:52,125 --> 00:19:54,955 GOING TO SLEEP WITH ME OR WERE 567 00:19:52,125 --> 00:19:54,955 YOU SETTING ME UP AGAIN? 568 00:19:55,000 --> 00:19:57,710 -I WAS REALLY GOING 569 00:19:55,000 --> 00:19:57,710 TO SLEEP WITH YOU. 570 00:19:57,750 --> 00:20:00,210 AND THEN I WAS GOING TO TELL 571 00:19:57,750 --> 00:20:00,210 EVERYONE THAT YOU HAVE A SMALL 572 00:20:00,250 --> 00:20:03,330 DICK TO MESS WITH YOUR 573 00:20:00,250 --> 00:20:03,330 HEAD FOR THE GAME. 574 00:20:03,375 --> 00:20:04,825 LOSER. 575 00:20:04,875 --> 00:20:06,745 -THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT. 576 00:20:06,792 --> 00:20:08,712 GOOD SEEING YOU. 577 00:20:08,750 --> 00:20:12,710 -HEY, I'LL SEE YOU 578 00:20:08,750 --> 00:20:12,710 ON THE FIELD? 579 00:20:12,750 --> 00:20:16,290 -DOES A WHALE SHIT 580 00:20:12,750 --> 00:20:16,290 IN THE OCEAN? 581 00:20:16,333 --> 00:20:17,713 -NOT IF IT'S AT SEA WORLD. 582 00:20:22,375 --> 00:20:23,955 -HEY, COUCH. 583 00:20:24,000 --> 00:20:25,000 -HUH? 584 00:20:25,041 --> 00:20:26,081 -DON'T HAVE SEX WITH 585 00:20:25,041 --> 00:20:26,081 ANYMORE COUCHES. 586 00:20:29,083 --> 00:20:30,753 -WILL DO. 587 00:20:30,792 --> 00:20:33,002 -OH, MY GOSH. 588 00:20:33,041 --> 00:20:37,291 I JUST GOT WHY THEY CALL YOU 589 00:20:33,041 --> 00:20:37,291 COUCH, BECAUSE YOU HAD SEX 590 00:20:37,333 --> 00:20:40,383 WITH A COUCH. 591 00:20:40,417 --> 00:20:44,037 HEY, EVERYONE, MORAN HAD 592 00:20:40,417 --> 00:20:44,037 SEX WITH A COUCH. 593 00:20:47,000 --> 00:20:48,210 -THANKS, KEVIN.